Category Archives: Quote of the Day

AMAZING COMEBACKS I MUST REMEMBER TO USE ONE DAY

Compliments of Scrubs, one of my favorite shows.

“I don’t dislike you. I nothing you.” – Jordan

“Yawn. You see, I say yawn, because when I actually yawn, you don’t get it.” – Jordan

“I’m going to give you a nickname… How about Whiny Face… Whiny Britches… Whiny something… I definitely like Whiny.” – Janitor

“I was just now wondering if there is anything that could actually push my headache into a full-grown migraine, and there you are.” – Dr. Cox

“I found I couldn’t sleep last night, so, in order to pass the time, I started to make a list of things that annoy me more than you. Anyway, I came up with people who call Wednesdays ‘hump day’ and, of course, all Sandra Bullock movies.” – Dr. Cox

“I know you and I have never really connected – maybe that’s because you’re relentlessly annoying, or maybe it’s my fault because I can’t tolerate relentlessly annoying people – I don’t know.” – Dr. Cox

“You seem unhappy. I like that.” – Janitor

“Oh, my God! I care so little, I almost passed out!” – Dr. Cox

“This is not ‘Bring Your Problems to Work’ Day. This is just ‘Work’ Day.” – Dr. Kelso

“Ladies and gentlemen, allow me to present, Man Not Caring.” – Dr. Cox

“Did you feel that you were not quite annoying enough without adding a delusional sense of grandeur, because I promise you, you are annoying enough.” – Dr. Cox

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Quote of the day is from Please Ignore Vera Dietz by A.S. King (which I am really, really enjoying – yes, it deserves two reallys):

True love includes equal parts good and bad, but true love sticks around and doesn’t run off to Vegas with a podiatrist.”

QUOTE OF THE DAY

QUOTE OF THE DAY

Quote of the day from The Statistical Probability of Love at First Sight by Jennifer E. Smith:

In the end, it’s not the changes that will break your heart; it’s the tug of familiarity.”

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